Folding Wallet in Snout

Nothing says "I've got money, but possibly no dignity" quite like a pink wallet emblazoned with a pig's snout. Slim enough for any pocket, outrageous enough to raise eyebrows in polite company. Made to order in the UK for people who find "normal" wallets offensively boring. Folds neatly, holds cards, cash, and small regrets. Every time you open it, you’re gently reminded that pigs might fly, but your financial decisions are still earthbound. Warning: may cause envy, confusion, and occasional snorting.