Denim Midi Skirt in critters grey coral

Hello my name is Bernard, and I am a denim midi skirt like my sister Pendela (only not so passive-aggressive, but that''s not for here). Our parents (although Mum doesn't even speak to her much these days) were a Midi Skirt and a pencil skirt and here we are in a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world. Rather suitable then is the decorations we both sport, mine are grey leather clad chimeras, creatures of myth there's fist headed man, pig dog, pig boy etc... you get the idea and all of this standing out against the coral background. Made to order in England to your spec. P&P is free in the UK