Holdalls in horseman teal green

Hello I am a horse that loves to be seen I am rather fancy with my luscious locks and high cheekbones and a rather jaunty French beret, I'm the bees knees I live in this rather lovely fetish stable and am surrounded by harnesses, but I would love to come and live at your house the people at Bona Ogle London have a couple of questions for you, would you like me in leather or canvas? Would you prefer a small or large holdall? They say if you answer those then in just a few working days then I will be free to come and live with you, please help me they are awful people here.